Some things needed to be fully completed and spit-polished,
but those things take time, and time (in the case of a premium-hosted website) takes money.

So, I downgraded the site
(which now means every page of Johnny Law is slathered with banner ads, which I can't abide by),
and am officially closing the curtains to the birthing process until something fully-formed emerges.

In the meantime, feel free to pace the waiting room chain-smoking Lucky Strikes.

It might be a long night.